He hatched in a year nobody remembers, on a beach nobody has found since. Somebody lit a candle on his shell to see by. Nobody has put it out.
He was early to the sea. He was early to the land. He was early to the thing you are about to buy, and he has not sold it, because he has not finished reading.
Early reads everything. Whitepapers, terms of service, the back of the seed packet. He reads at the pace of a tortoise, which is the pace at which things turn out to be true.
By the time he finishes a chapter the price has gone somewhere and come back, and he has not noticed, because he was reading. This is the entire strategy. It has never once failed him, and it has never once been fast.
The candle on his shell has burned for as long as anybody can remember. He has never asked what it is for. He assumes it is for reading.
No presale and no team allocation. Everybody got in at the same time, which is to say after Early.
Mint authority revoked. The supply is finished, like a book. Nobody adds chapters to a finished book.
LP tokens burned. The pool stays. Early has lived beside the same pond for a hundred years and sees no reason to move.
There is no roadmap with dates on it. Dates are for people who are in a hurry. Look at him.
About five minutes, or a decade. He will not mind.
Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. Never type it into any website, not even this one.
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your own wallet address. Leave a little SOL for network fees.
Open Jupiter or StonkFun, verify the contract address character by character, then swap.